Wednesday, January 7th, 2026 Today, the DOJ finally got a federal grand jury indictment of the alleged pipe bomber; the Wyoming Supreme Court has struck down laws banning abortion and abortion pills; less than 1 percent of the Epstein Files have been released according to a new court filing; the CDC has axed a number of recommended childhood vaccines; Trump says he’ll use your taxpayer dollars to reimburse oil barons for drilling in Venezuela; Republican Representative Doug LaMalfa has died further narrowing the GOP’s House majority; the White House has unveiled a new January 6th webpage blaming Democrats and Capitol Police; the government says if you put a sticker over Trump’s face on your Parks Pass you’ll invalidate it; and Allison and Dana deliver your Good News.
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Today, the DOJ finally got a federal grand jury indictment of the alleged pipe bomber; the Wyoming Supreme Court has struck down laws banning abortion and abortion pills; less than 1 percent of the Epstein Files have been released according to a new court filing; the CDC has axed a number of recommended childhood vaccines; Trump says he’ll use your taxpayer dollars to reimburse oil barons for drilling in Venezuela; Republican Representative Doug LaMalfa has died further narrowing the GOP’s House majority; the White House has unveiled a new January 6th webpage blaming Democrats and Capitol Police; the government says if you put a sticker over Trump’s face on your Parks Pass you’ll invalidate it; and Allison and Dana deliver your Good News.
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msw media. Hello and welcome to the Daily beans for Wednesday, January 7, 2026. Today, the Department of Justice finally got a federal grand jury indict for the alleged pipe bomber. The Wyoming Supreme Court has struck down laws banning abortion and abortion pills. Less than 1% of the Epstein files have been released, according to a new court filing. The CDC has axed a number of recommended childhood vaccines, including meningitis. Trump says he'll use your taxpayer money to reimburse oil barons for drilling in Venezuela. Republican Representative Doug Lamaltha has died, further narrowing the GOP's House majority. The White House has unveiled a new January 6 webpage blaming Democrats and the Capitol Police. And the government says if you put a sticker over Trump's face on your Parks Pass, you'll invalidate it. I'm Alison Gill.
And I'm Dana Goldberg.
Such a weird and eclectic mix of news today. Some amazing news out of Wyoming, some very sad news out of California. Just ridiculous news out of the Centers for Disease Control. Just a lot going on today. A lot of different things from different spheres of politics.
As always, though, we are bringing them together here at the Daily Beans to give you a little bit of taste of all kinds of different stories. So we've got a few of those short ones even in our discussions, so that we don't, you know, make all of the other. The other parts so long. But, yeah, this is, I think, what we're going to be looking at for 2026. I think we're going to have to figure out, because there's going to be even more than we can cover, which stories seem most pertinent to our listeners, which we always do.
Yeah. Yeah. So thanks for trusting us to curate the news for you on a daily basis. Something I saw today that I think Kyle Cheney and Josh Gerstein posted from Politico. Jeanine Pirro finally got a federal grand jury to indict the alleged pipe bomber. It has been over a month now. They said they told the judge that the reason they went to a local grand jury to get that Superior Court indictment was because there were no federal grand juries sitting between December 19 and December or January 2 or something to that effect. And they did tell the court, like, don't worry, we are going to get a federal grand jury indictment. And they did. She returned one. So again, very low bar probable cause. But they were able to get that grand jury indictment despite covering up the motives of this MAGA pipe bomber as trying as best they can at least to do so.
Well, M We'll see what happens with that case, that's for sure. This is what you touched upon in the introduction about the Parks pass. This is from SFGate. And apparently the Department of Interior recently updated its void if altered rules for 2026. And I'm only giggling because apparently a bunch of people were covering up Trump's face on their passes.
Yeah, we had a good Trouble segment where somebody was selling stickers to put over your, you know, beautiful photos of the national parks and the nature to put over your new Trump parks pass. Right.
Well, apparently the Department, the Interior had heard about that or seen it, and so they changed their void if altered rules and explicitly flagging stickers and other coverings as alterations that could invalidate the pass. Now, the move appears, as I said, to be in response to visitors preparing to cover the image of Trump, which was set to begin appearing on these passes on January 1st, despite legal challenges. What a whiny little bastard.
What kind of. I mean, fascist is the answer. But, like, you must not cover my face on these passes. Or you. They won't work.
Like, which is ridiculous, because this guy's one that's trying to get these parks unprotected. If they could drill everywhere in the United States, they would. If they could knock down these places and build, they would. So, I. To actually have his face on the passes for the parks blows my mind. The place he would never step foot in.
Yeah. Ah. And he's firing all the friggin national park workers anyway. So it's like, I bet they're not happy. And I bet. I want to know if you have a National Parks pass with Trump's face on it and you've used a sticker. I want to know if you've gotten in to a national park. If the person's like, yeah, go ahead. I'm not gonna. I'm dying.
Rangers. That will let you through, that's for sure.
I'm dying to know. Next up from the Scientific American. On Monday, the top public health body in the US Slashed a number of vaccines recommended for children, including meningitis. That's insane. In practice, this means the US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention will no longer recommend shots to protect against 17 diseases. Instead, it's only going to recommend 11. Experts say the changes, which are effective immediately, will endanger children because there's not a single fucking doctor. Who decided this.
Nope.
Okay. It's the ivermectin crew. It's the horse paste crew.
Oh, boy.
That decided this. Right?
Yeah.
Experts say the changes which are effective immediately. Like I said, are, going to endanger so many children. Rotavirus. They've removed that as well. This decision is likely to be challenged in court, by the way, but we're going to keep an eye on this. Please, please, please just listen to your doctors and just get all the vaccines that you're supposed to get.
Seriously, keep protecting your children. I'm a little disappointed in this next, source for using the language they did, but it's from Politico. More than two weeks after the deadline to release the vast trove of files connected to convicted child sex offender, I just fixed disgraced financier Jeffrey Epstein, Justice Department officials disclosed Monday that they're still reviewing millions of documents that they have released. Less than 1% of the total. Less than 1%. This is a, quote, more than 2 million documents remain in various phases of review and redaction. That's from Jay Clayton, Manhattan's top federal prosecutor wrote in a five page update to federal judge who previously presided over Epstein's case. Clayton said about 12,285 documents totaling 125,575 pages had been released so far. That's it. In response to a law, a federal law requiring the vast majority of the files to be released publicly. That was back in December 19th of 2025.
Yeah. So they've released 12,000 documents.
Unbelievable.
Jesus. All right, again, like I said, the news is kind of all over the place. I usually try to stitch things together in a logical order. That kind of went out the window today. But we do have more news to get to, so let's hit the hot notes. Hot, notes. All right, first up from the Hill, the White House launched a website Tuesday. This is on the White House.gov website, praising Trump for his handling of January 6, simultaneously blaming Democrats for having, quote, masterfully reversed reality and saying that Trump corrected a historic wrong by pardoning those charged with crimes related to the storming of the building. All these criminals who are re criming, they're, they're, we've got child sex abuse material, domestic violence, gun charges. Like, this website, which became public on the fifth anniversary of the coup, is Trump's latest defense of January 6, where he told a crowd of his supporters the election was stolen and directed them to march on the Capitol. At the time, the mob that stormed the Capitol threatened to hang. Then Vice President Mike Pence, after Trump tweeted about it, criticized him for not seeking to block Biden's win. Now Trump, who did not respond to the violence at the Capitol for hours, even after lawmakers in both parties were evacuating the building and calling him. By the way, we know Jack Smith testified that Jim Jordan called the President that day and said, please stop this. I'm scared. McCarthy. Called him and said, you have to stop this. Multiple members of Congress told him, please do something. His son did. His son texted him, yeah, Don Jr. You're ruining your legacy.
You know, if you lost Don Jr.
You know, like, oh, my God. Anyway, we could go on for far too long. But let's get back to the. To the story here. And Trump is still falsely maintaining that he won the 2020 election. This new website blames Democrats for certifying a fraud ridden election and fumes over the work of the House January 6th Committee. It also accuses the Capitol Police of.
Wow. Wow. The fucking nerve of escalating tensions.
Quote. With his triumphant return to the White House, Trump wasted no time righting one of the darkest wrongs in modern American history. On Inauguration Day 2025, he issued sweeping pardons and commutations for the vast majority of January 6th defendants. Patriotic citizens who'd been viciously overcharged, denied due process, and held as political hostages by a vengeful regime. How are they denied due process?
I thought that was antifa. Well, why? What do you mean? I thought those were all antifa. Those weren't Trump supporters. What are you talking about? Patriotic citizens?
I thought it was the FBI.
Yeah, that's interesting. Those seem like conflicting stories.
Denied due process.
Reject us.
All right. White House aide Stephen Chung. That guy's an asshole. He suggested the site was made as a joke, a trolling effort, writing he couldn't believe media outlets fell for our trap.
Give me a fucking break.
Wow. But the site quickly sparked alarm among Democrats. Jamie Raskin, former member of the January 6th select committee, blasted the site as Trump doubling down on his lies about January 6th. Trump recognized that he has not shaken January 6th. That's what Raskin told the Hill. The fact that they're having to put up a little propaganda site on the White House web demonstrates how insecure they are about the situation. Benny Thompson, who led the Jan. 6 panel, said he's known for not telling the truth. This is a good example. House Democrats staged a forum Tuesday. This was a shadow hearing to reconvene the House Select Committee that investigated the January 6th attack. At one point, hearing from Pamela hemphill. That's the January 6th writer who rejected the pardon that Trump gave her. Hemphill, known as the MAGA granny said Tuesday, she was not denied due process, nor had the Justice Department been weaponized against her. She said, once I got away from the MAGA cult and and started educating myself about January 6th, I knew what I did was wrong. I pled guilty to my crimes. Because I did the crime, I received due process, and the Department of Justice was not weaponized against me. When Trump pardoned us, I rejected the pardon.
Wow.
Accepting that pardon would be lying about what happened on January 6th. I'm guilty and I own that guilt. That's what she said.
More of that, please.
Yeah. Now, a report released Monday by the House Judiciary committee detailed that 23 of those people pardoned by Trump have since committed additional crimes, including violent assault, possession of child sexual abuse material, plotting to kill an FBI agent who investigated the attack. There's tons of these. Now, this new site shows pictures of Speaker Emeritus Nancy Pelosi along with the nine members of the Select Committee. That's just a threat. Trump accused the panel of producing a scripted TV spectacle to fabricate an insurrection narrative and pin the blame on Trump. Wow. No wonder they didn't want Jack Smith to testify publicly.
I'm kidding.
Quote, the Democrats masterfully reversed reality, branding peaceful, patriotic protesters as insurrectionists and framing the event as a coup attempt orchestrated by Trump despite no evidence of armed rebellion or intent to overthrow the government. There are mountains of evidence.
Yep.
In truth, it was the Democrats who staged the real insurrection by certifying a fraud ridden election, ignoring widespread irregularities, and weaponizing federal agencies to hunt down dissenters.
There was also a lot of Republicans that certified the election because it was actually a free and fair election.
And also, Congress wasn't controlled by Democrats on January 6th. Anyway, quote, what's amazing about the website is that it doubles down on the big lie, that it goes back to the big lie. That's what Raskin said. It continues to excoriate Mike Pence, right where he says, Mike Pence didn't have the courage to do what needed to be done, which was what he said on January 6 itself. And he's saying it again. He's continuing to say it. He accuses the Capitol Police of being the aggressors in the violence. And so he has attempted to whitewash the violence. But you're talking about the most photographed and documented violent assault in the Capitol in American history. The White House site also points blame at the Capitol Police, like I said, claiming they were dealing with peaceful protesters. Quote, capitol Police aggressively fired tear gas, flashbangs, and rubber munitions into crowds as he confusing his little Bible walk across the street with what happened on January?
Sure sounds like it. Sure sounds like it.
he's confusing what he did to protesters during the George Floyd protest.
Same thing. They're confusing what ICE is doing right now. Not giving people due process. They're literally. Everything is a confession.
Yeah. It's just reversing history. What is that? Where you divert reverse victim and Darvo. Something that abusers, do, where they reverse the victim and the perpetrator. Perpetrator, yeah. Capitol Police aggressively fired tear gas, flashbangs, and rubber munitions into crowds of peaceful protesters, injuring many and deliberately escalating tensions. That's what the site says. It's gross. The fact that the White House spokesman said it's a joke. It's a troll.
Yeah.
Like, makes me.
Why not own it?
Want to ask the question? So you're kidding. Then you know it was a coup, right? Like, what?
Seems like you'd actually just want to own that at this point and be like, that's exactly what happened. We stand behind it. Not, ooze a joke.
Yeah. I mean, they're owning the oil. Regime change. Shit down in Venezuela. Yeah. It's oil. We want the oil. Why not just own this?
Speaking of, thanks for the transition into this story. It's from NBC. President Donald Trump said he believes the U.S. oil industry could get expanded operations in Venezuela up and running in fewer than 18 months.
Jesus.
He said, I think we could do it. Less time than that, but it'll be a lot of money. That's what Trump told NBC News in an interview Monday. By the way, his last press conference, or whatever the hell that was, was a disaster.
Oh, the one where he went. Yeah.
So many things, so many signs of dementia. He went on to say, a tremendous amount of money will have to be spent, and the oil companies will spend it, and then they'll get reimbursed by us or through revenue. That's what he said.
Wa. Okay. So he wants to send the oil companies down there to put all the infrastructure to get all the oil together, and he's going to take our tax dollars and give that to oil companies.
Sure. Sounds like. That's fabulous.
To reimburse them.
Yep. You got it. Now, whether the US Government ultimately agrees to reimburse the oil industry's cost of Venezuela, or alternatively decides that future revenue is sufficient, repayment will likely be a key factor for the oil companies as they consider their options. Yep. Let's see how much they're going to get for this. Pay for Play. Trump declined to say how much money he believes it would cost companies to repair and upgrade Venezuela's aging oil infrastructure. It'll be a very substantial amount of money will be spent by the oil companies, that's what Trump said. But they'll do very well and the country will do well. Now. Despite Trump's optimism, I would say delusion, oil companies have appeared skeptical of quickly entering, expanding or investing in Venezuela. History of state asset seizures, the ongoing US Sanctions, and the latest political instability all feed into this caution. Trump said he believed that tapping Venezuela's oil reserves is going to reduce oil prices. Gas prices are already at, multi year lows. The average retail gas price on Monday was $2.81. That's according to the AAA. That's the lowest it's been since March of 2021. He said having a Venezuela that's an oil producer is good for the United States because it keeps the price of oil down.
You know, you can just do like wind and solar. Right?
You could do that. That causes cancer, Allison.
Oh, and that hurts birds. Yeah.
While lower oil prices could make gas cheaper at the pump, it would likely also mean lower revenues for the big gas oil companies that Trump is counting on to bankroll the rebuilding in Venezuela. That oil industry to the tune of billions of dollars in foreign investment. Asked if the administration had briefed any oil companies ahead of Saturday's military operation. Thank you for calling it a military operation to capture deposed Venezuelan leader Nicolas Maduro, Trump said, no, but we've been talking to the concept of what if we did it? Oh, so they had a concept of a plan.
Okay, so he did talk to them before.
Okay, yes. What if we did this? Like what, what would you all do? He said the oil companies were absolutely aware that we were thinking about doing something. That's what Trump. But we didn't tell them we were going to do it. Trump told NBC News it was too soon to say whether he had personally spoken to top executives at America's three largest oil producers, ExxonMobil, Chevron and ConocoPhillips. Energy Secretary Chris Wright plans to meet with executives From Exxon and ConocoPhillips this week about Venezuela's oil industry. This is all from Bloomberg News. That's what they reported, citing people familiar with the matter. Wright will be a point person for the Trump administration's broader campaign to rebuild Venezuela's oil infrastructure. That's from a White House official. The Trump administration has repeatedly claimed that US Oil industry is eager to return to Venezuela nearly two decades after the country last nationalized billions of dollars worth of oil company assets. Said they want to go in so badly. That's what Trump told reporters Sunday evening.
Wow. All right, thanks for that. Next up from the Post, Representative Doug Lamolfa, Republican from California, died early Tuesday, according to a statement from his office. He was only 65. Dana. Wow, quote. His tragic and unexpected passing leaves a deep impact on Mehdi. That's the statement which did not cite a cause of death and described La Malfa as someone who cared deeply for the people he served and worked tirelessly to hold the government to its word. The seven term congressman, seven terms, represented a district that encompassed much of Northern California's interior. His district was redrawn, by the way, recently, taking it from safely Republican to Democrat leaning. That was a result of our redistricting to counter Republican gains in Texas. La Malfa's death poses a further challenge for the incredibly narrow House Republican majority and Speaker Mike Johnson, who had ambitious goals for the conference to pass more of President Donald Trump's legislative agenda. And in 2026, they basically want to expand on their tax credits for the wealthy. With La Malfa's absence after Marjorie Taylor Greene officially vacates her seat Tuesday, which is right now, she's gone, the GOP majority will shrink to 218. That means Republicans can only lose two votes to pass partisan bills. If all Democrats are present and voting, we have 213 seats. The California Elections Code states that the governor must issue a proclamation for a special election within two weeks of a vacancy in the House, a date for a special election to replace Lama, which must take place between 126 and 140 days following the vacancy has not yet been set.
All right, thanks, Alison. Curious, the new maps we have with the special election, will those new maps be used?
It's weird, though, how that would work because it affects all the districts around it.
Yeah, I don't know. I'm curious to know what would happen to that district that's for sure. All right. Some good news, some great news, if I can. I don't want to get too excited, but this one's from the Associated Press. Abortion is going to remain legal in Wyoming. This is fantastic news. After the state Supreme Court ruled Tuesday that, two laws barring the procedure, including the country's first explicit ban on abortion pills, that it violates the state constitution.
I love this. I love this so much.
Yep.
Because didn't Wyoming pass a really Republican sort of constitutional amendment saying, you know, you have to be able to have all your health care like to counter the Affordable Care Act. They did something like that, and it's turn around and bit him in the ass.
Fantastic. The justices sided with the state's only abortion clinic, only abortion clinic, and others who had sued over the abortion bans that passed in 2022 when the U.S. supreme Court overturned Roe v. Wade. Wyoming is one of the most conservative states, but the 4 to 1 ruling with Justices all appointed by Republican governors, it was unsurprising, in that it upheld every previous lower court ruling that the abortion bans violated the state constitution. Now, Wellspring Health Access in Casper, that's where the abortion access advocacy group Chelsea's Fund and four women, including two obstetricians, argued that the laws violated state constitutional amendment ensuring competent adults have the right to make their own health care decisions. Interesting. I'm hoping, and I don't mean to segue away from this. I hope if anyone is arguing the case that they're trying to take healthcare away from our trans community, including the adults, that someone will take a case up in Wyoming and make sure that that gets overturned at least in that state.
Right, right. Because this is what they. They passed that because they thought their healthcare was gonna get choice. Healthcare choices was gonna get taken away from them from the Affordable Care Act. And so they put this in their Constitution, and now it's like, oh, we get to make our own healthcare choices. Thanks.
Yep. Voters approved the constitutional amendment in 2012 in response to the federal Affordable Care Act. The justices recognized that amendment wasn to apply to abortion, but said it's not their job to add words to the state constitution. That's fucking glorious. Attorneys for the state had argued before the state Supreme Court that abortion can't violate the Wyoming constitution because it's not health care. Fuck off. One of the laws overturned Tuesday sought to ban abortion except to protect a pregnant woman's life or in cases involving rape or incest. The other law would have made Wyoming the only state to explicitly ban abortion pills, though other states have instituted de facto bans on abortion medication by broadly prohibiting abortion. So this is a win. This is a win.
Yeah, it's these kind of fun, legal sort of loopholes where, you know, Republicans knee jerk past something that actually protects them. Yeah. In the long run. And so Supreme Court had to go with the law here. They're like, look, it's what it says. Like, we can't add words to the Constitution. If you want to do that, you're going to have to amend your constitution again and make an exception for this. If that's what. If that's what you want. I can't believe there's, No, I can. I can believe there's one abortion clinic in Wyoming. That is a huge fucking state. That's a massive state.
Amazing. It's massive. This is a good, good thing.
You might have to drive six hours to get to that one clinic, depending on where you are in the state. My God.
They're also going to get an influx from estates around them now. Yep. Good.
Good for them. I mean, I don't know if that's what they wanted. They might be mad. They might be mad about it, probably. But hey, maybe they're. Maybe they like freedom. I don't know. All right, everybody, we have some good news we have to get to, but we have to take a quick break, so stick around.
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Oh look, I used to.
This is awesome. what a great photo too.
My mom used to have me do this stuff. Oh my gosh. I love it, Kelly. I love it. And you know I'm from Ohio as well. This isn't. Yeah, I don't know why it's gubernatorial.
It's fun to say though.
It is. And it also because of the R in governor. It looks like goober. Goobernatorial you goobers. Thank you so much for that. That was a wonderful submission. Next up from Carolyn Esme and Gaitha Cats from Yesterday are witches from the Terry Pratchett Discworld books. I recommend these books at this time. They are fantasy with humor and thoughtful center. I love those Terry Pratchett books by the way.
There you go.
And the next one from Kim B. Pronoun. She and her Greetings, your Majesties of Beanie goodness. I had a laugh when I heard slash saw static haired babies on Tuesday's good News segment as I just snapped a photo of my granddaughter's electrifying do on the day before. I took it as a sign that I should share it that you are correct, Kim Be that is exactly what you should do. Along with a pick of her new baby brother. Especially for you, Dana A and one of what has become an evergreen sign I made for the second Women's March way back in 2018, which seems like 10 minutes ago, doesn't it? Shout out to both of you for bearing the brunt of the endless onslaught of that passes as news these days and delivering it to us with clarity, honesty, and of course, our daily recommended dose of profanity. Kimby. That's how I feel like too. Like I'm. Like I'm wading through a swamp, right? Like holding my shoes above my head so they don't get wet trying to find news, you know, and bring it to the masses. Keep fighting the good fight. Know that you're leading a diverse and powerful army of well informed, kind and compassionate people who appreciate the catharsis of a well placed F bomb. That is a cool sentence and I might post that on the Internet.
Hell yeah.
Love and light to you and all the Legum Lagoon Legumin Legumaniacs out there. It's time for Legumaniacs. We have pay or play contracts. Look at the baby.
Well done.
please stop with the facts. I love that sign.
Seriously.
Xoxo Kim B.
Thank you. Thank you, thank you. All right, this is from Kent. Pronouns he and him. Good day, Beans Queens. I'd like to offer a quick shout out to a wonderful small business called that Gay Guy Candle Company.
Love that Gay Guy Candle Company.
Yep, they sell candles and other merch with hilarious and often appropriate slogans. I've attached a photo of a couple of my favorites that I gifted to my husband for Christmas. And as bonus, 5% of all sales go to organizations serving the LGBTQ community. We have a link to the show notes. Nope, we'll have a link in the show notes everyone, but maybe a link to the show notes for gay Guy candle for tax. Here's an update on, Olaf. He was featured in the Daily Beans in October when he was eight weeks old. Here he is now, approaching five months and £60. And eight weeks. His breed was difficult to guess, but should be much easier now. Thank you both and your entire team for all you do and looks like a Dane. I know the gig. Let me look at it. Oh, the baby.
Yep. Great Dane. I got it. One Ching.
Detroit versus Trump. Is one of the candles and the other one just says Trump?
Yeah, yeah. I love the that gay guy candle company. Me too. Kid's cool. All right, thank you so much for that. Next up, Sammy the Rainbow Trout. Pronouns he and him. Hello, Beans Queens. I'd like to give a shout out to my partner, Thomas. I previously worked as a case manager for Social Security disability law firm, helping people across my state apply for SSI and ssdi. Thank you for your service, Sammy the Rainbow Trout. In May, I lost my job. Kind of went down a spiral. I submitted hundreds of job applications and because of how awful the job market is, I felt like my spark went out. Thankfully, though, I had Thomas, who gave me nothing but love. He managed being our sole source of income, paying for rent and groceries while always having some leftover for a sweet treat. He's been my rock and I can't wait to marry this man. I also want to thank you both for keeping me grounded during this time. The swearing at bullshit and the good news segments always bring a smile to my face, even on my worst days. I'm happy to share. I started working again and I'm hoping to run for public office soon and will hopefully have more updates for y' all when I announce. Sammy, this is awesome. Attached is my bird watching picture with my partner and I flipping off the Supreme Court building because it's basically a Trump building anyway, as well as a photo of us in beautiful Greece. I'm the one in the white hat. Here is to a better 2026. Love you, ladies. Keep inspiring the people to make real and positive change.
Look at this. Oh, you guys are so cute. Look at this cute coup. Sammy. Sammy the Rainbow trout. I have a joke about rainbow trout in my set. Oh, my God. So good.
Okay, well, I'm so glad you're working again. And I totally get it. you know, losing your job, especially connected to helping people get their Social Security, right? Jesus.
All right.
But, I look forward to you running for office, so that's super brave. Let us know.
All right, that was Sammy, and this one is Sam Pronouns he and him. Hello. Thank you for your continued reporting and all the bullshit happening in our country. I have two small pronunciation corrections and a pet tariff for you. Cash is one syllable pronounced the same way you would the word cash, not cache. Good to know. Pica. The animal is pronounced Pica, not Pika. Pica are small and mighty, but they are not related to the Pikachu attaches. A photo of my and cat snuggling during our recent negative 50 degree Fahrenheit weekend. Where the are you? Yeah.
Jesus.
My dog is hugging his feet because he was still cold even after being tucked in. Spoiler alert for his breed. We were told that was the dog, but we're not sure that's true. Usually when people ask what he is, we say he's friendly.
Oh my God, he's adorable. Looks like a boxer lab or something.
Pity Boxer Max Lab.
Weimaraner is what the Is interesting. I could.
I can see that.
Yeah.
I'm trying to understand the feet.
Hugging his own feet.
He's like he's all tucked in and folded over.
Oh. Cure cold babies. Negative 50. Jesus.
Seriously. All.
right. Next up from Chris Pronoun. She and her Greetings. Allison and Dana. I'm so happy to have finally joined your bird watching club. Last Friday night, my boyfriend and I were outside enjoying a fire and a glass of wine. That sounds so lovely. We saw a strange light in the sky and he said, I think that's SpaceX. We sprang into action. And as I gave my double barrel salute, I shouted my most used phrase since the orange man came back. You. I hope my MAGA neighbors heard it. While I'm here, I want to thank you both on the whole MSW Media team for keeping me sane, entertained and informed. A shout out to all the listeners for sharing their wonderful stories. There's always hope to be found. As podpet tariff, I give you Daisy and Dusty, our two year old rescue siblings. We're not sure what they're made of, but the rescue called them blank mix. Any guesses? Thanks again and take care. They look like little Chihuahua.
They're cute. They're adorable.
I don't know what, but they're just adorable.
Looks like there's some healer in the legs. Red or blue or.
Or maybe. Yeah, they got the little spots. Yeah, like an, Aussie mixed with a Chihuahua. Like a Chihuahuasi.
I don't know why when we mix dog breeds, it makes me laugh so hard.
Apparently they're cavalier King Charles mixes M. And I was gonna say that because of the spots, but there we go.
So much cuter than King Charles, though.
They're adorable.
All right, this is Amy Pronouns, she and her dear beans queens. What can I say? It really makes my day to hear you reading the news. Not so much because of the content, like, ugh, gag me, me out the back door, but because of your spirited swearing and real time reactions in times where LGBTQs are having to protect their rights left front and center, especially transgender people. May I suggest this book called Safe and Sound A Queer Guide to Home Repair by Mercury Stardust. If you don't like or need the book, it's also possible to follow her on Instagram. We're gonna have links to those. All those links to the Instagram, YouTube for Mercury Stardust, where she shows folks how to do simple repairs while rocking an amazing makeup job. That makes me jealous for my POD pet tariff. I don't have a pet, but I'm including some pictures from my area of resistance, the Hague. I hope I'm pronouncing it right. The first one is International Court of Justice, which the one day might put out an arrest warrant for the kidnapper in chief. The second one is the Schevenger. What's that?
Scheveningen Prison.
Scheveningen Prison. Well done. I'm on Schevening.
Sounds like fish called Wanda. Look, Mr. Mason, Finn, I am sure you are not, debriefing a KGB operative at a safe house nearby.
Thank you for covering my pronunciation on that. You're welcome to send in corrections of. Allison got it wrong, but I think Allison got it right. I don't know where the kidnapper in chief is more than welcome to spend the rest of his days without access to his precious true social. Of course, whether this makes it to the podcast or not, I just want to say thank you for your work and for helping us all keep our senses in this crazy times. And we will have a link to A Queer Guide to Home Repair, Safe and Sound by Mercury Stardust. I think Mercury Stardust started following me on Instagram the other day, which made me very happy.
Nice, Mercury, if you're listening, Big ups. And also, that's cool that you live near the Hague. If you happen to see Jack Smith, if he goes back there, please tell him I said hello.
Totally.
unfortunately, the United States is not a signatory on the Rome Statute, so we can't have our officials try it at the International Criminal Court. And I don't think that we're going to get 67 senators to agree to it either, since most of them are super pissed that they got their phone records searched.
No kidding.
next up, and finally from Joni, a fellow Californian. Pronouns she and her, hi, ag and dg. I want to let you know how much it meant to have the daily beans during the the holidays. While other shows went on hiatus, you took the time to be there for us. And during the sometimes crazy holidays, I really appreciated finding comfort in hearing your voices. And I wanted to let you know you made a difference. This is so important to me. The reason I want to make sure that I put content out and that we put content out over the holidays is because I just imagine people, like, sitting there with their phones and opening up their podcast apps and then there's nothing there and they're all lonely and like, like I've had some really lonely holiday experiences and I would love to have my friends there with me. My podcast friends and family. Do you know what I mean?
I do know what you mean. Absolutely.
This means a lot, Joanie, that you would. That you would write in and say that. Joanie says, my pet photo is my blank playing with his dog buddies. Mine is the white one. It looks like a Pyrenees.
I was gonna say most of these look like golden retrievers to me, but.
Great pies are kuvas, maybe. Let's see what we got.
The hell's a kuvas?
Nope, These are English cream golden retrievers.
Look at me. I didn't notice they were English. I just knew they were golden retrievers. I couldn't hear their accent through the photo, but I knew that they were golden retrievers.
Wrong. They're the English retrievers.
Excuse me.
Hum, hum, hum, hum, hum. They're very, very beautiful.
He's not dead yet.
He's not dead. I'm. I'm not dead.
Not dead. I'm feeling quite well. I'm still alive. Life.
No.
All this could be yours. The curtains. Okay.
Not the comfy, chair.
Okay.
I could do this all day.
I think we're having a stroke. We're quoting Monty Python.
Just back and forth. Random sketches too. We weren't even on the same movie. But it started off, yeah.
I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay. Asleep all night. And I work all day, girl.
I went to college at Northern Arizona University. We were the lumberjacks. Oh, God. So every day I would walk past this giant 20 foot tall lumberjack statue and you know, I'm like, I wear high heels, suspenders, and a bra. I wish I'd been a girly just like.
And I'm okay.
Yep, yep. And then they're. By the end, they're like, he's a lumberjack and he's okay.
He sleeps.
And of course, the dead parrot sketch. All right, you know what? We could do this for days and never tire of it.
Allison could. I probably tap out long before her.
we don't want to do that. to y', all, thank you so much for your good news. Send it to us. Send us your favorite Monty Python quote. Send us your favorite Monty Python scat. It can be anything. Seriously. Your good news can just be anything that makes you happy.
This is true.
It'll make us happy, too. It will. All right, everybody, we'll see you over on Beans Talk. Thanks again for listening. Do you have any final thoughts before we get out of here?
Not today.
All right, we'll see you there. Check out our new, revamped website, dailybeanspod.com. you can buy a one year patron subscription for somebody in need. You can sign up to be the recipient of a donated one year Patreon subscription by going to DailyBeansPod.com and clicking on Contact. That's also, by the way, how you send us your good news. So we'll all see you tomorrow. Until then, M. Please take care of yourselves, take care of each other, take care of the planet, take care of your mental health, and take care of your family. I've been aging.
I'm a dg.
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